PrudeBox

Originally named CrudeBox, Apple rejected this iPhone application from the iTunes App store twice for being overtly ‘obscene and offensive’. The third time around, we decided to make the app simply *look* less obscene and offensive. From the ashes of CrudeBox rose the ironically flamboyant PrudeBox, paying respect to Apple’s fabulous application review team. But don’t worry, there’s nothing tame about this application.

PrudeBox contains 16 high-quality, rude and crude sounds. Sounds can be played one at a time, one after the other, stopped by the push of a button, and the volume can be adjusted on the fly. The interface is so pretty it would make your grandmother smile, while the sounds would make your grandfather laugh hysterically. So what can this application do for you? We’re so glad you asked.

You can:

-Call your friends and gross them out with PrudeBox Speakerphone Support.*

-Delight your mom with the pretty flowers and then make her want to vomit.

-Whistle at that cute member of the opposite sex.

-Simulate a fart sound in a crowded elevator and then exclaim that it couldn’t be your little Prudebox app!

*Disclaimer: The use of PrudeBox for prank phone calls or any other inappropriate acts are at the discretion of you, the lovely purchaser of this delightful application. So please, don’t blame us if your girlfriend dumps you, your mom grounds you, your teacher takes away your coveted iPhone for the day, or the Police unsuspectingly show up at your house for pestering little Timmy with unwanted calls. Mmkay? Enjoy!

If you have any clever stories about how you put this app to good use, please drop us a line at contact@alkalimedia.com